Poodle told Bunny only recently about a local pussy-hound from Portslade who went from stud to dud after attending a Celine Dion concert. He just couldn’t get it up anymore. He told Poodle it was like trying to stuff a dead canary in a cash dispenser. In the end he hung up his tackle and and became a landscape gardener in Walberswick. Chilling stuff.
Nick Cave, The Death of Bunny Munro: A Novel